SQUIDWARD FOR HIRE

Why I'm The Best

I AM SIMPLY THE BEST.

If you have read all the previous pages, you should already know about my sheer artistic skill and all of my great talents. These things alone should blow away the competition and prove the point that I have higher potential than others seeking jobs. I have the potential to become a great worker and a valuable asset to your team, so if I have piqued your interest, please visit the contact page and send me an email.

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