HISTORY

Long before the house was created, this land was territory of the gnome king, Amadeus (shown in the top image). The king grew bored of living in bushes, so he singlehandedly constructed a fortress, which today is known as the Cambridge House. He's still alive, I actually just talked to him the other day. After creating his fortress, Amadeus let down some guidelines for foolish travelers. He stated:

Hello, I can't think of any poem I can write about this, but I was just gonna say that my army gets hungry at night and if you provoke them, they'll attack you and curse you by turning you into stone. So yeah, bye.

When the clock strikes midnight, the Blood Moon will rise and buried gnomes will emerge from their graves, out to seek vengeance on trespassers. But fear not, you can easily avoid this threat by staying far away from the local graveyard.