INTRODUCTION
Hello! My name is Ninjius Maximus and I have traversed hundreds of mountains, swamps, ponds, and villages to get here. I am here to pass on my ancient ninja teachings to the modern generation.
ANCIENT NINJA HYMM
It is I, Ninjius Maximus
And I have a story to tell
This is an ancient hymm
Don't get locked in a cell
Here's your first ninja lesson for today
Eat some Prime and Lunchly then hit the hay
You already know this food is the best
I like my cheese drippy, bruh, you know the rest
Step two, you're gonna wanna pass the class
Eating all the Lunchly and inflating just like Bubble Bass
Feastable bars, reach for the stars, up until Mars, I'm spitting bars, the drip is ours.
From the screen to the ring, to the pеn, to the king
Where's my crown? That's my bling
Always drama when I ring
I've got zing, bell goes ding, TKO, now we sing.
この曲は全体的により伝統的なものに聞こえるようにするために、このラインは日本語になっています。
I think you've learned plenty of what you need to know
Ready or not, LET US GO!
Yeah, my name is Ninjius Maximus.
Yeah, your name is Ninjius Maximus.
NEXT STEP
Assuming you are reading this from left to right, you have now spoken the Ancient Ninja Hymm. Your next step is simple: meditate for 10 hours straight, do 467 push-ups, then 248 jumping jacks. Finally run a 20-mile marathon across the country of Japan.
CONCLUSION
Congratulations, student! You have finally gotten 10% of the way done for your training! To continue, buy my course. Here is the link:
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